I don't know what went wrong.

No, wait, I do, I agreed to write two short stories on a tight deadline at the worst time of year. Because I am perverse, and because I promised them (rather than it just being a contest I can cheese out of) and because they're amazing prompts, I will be finishing them on time.

The porn one MIGHT even be well-edited depending on how far my unpaid intern gets through it.

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